"fifth is a pit of filth"

A review of Fifth Avenue by dj-s written on Tuesday 21st of October 2003

Well 5th where do i start it has to be the most boring and depressing place in cambridge it has nothing about it to say wow this club could be good from the moment u walk up the stairs to the club and greeted by the wimpy bouncers that stand there in there long black jackets looking u up and down to see if u fit there stupid dresscode of looking like a complete clown as u pay to get in ur greeted by and small sticky club sorounded by drunken underage girls all lagered up from bing down the train station(Regal) u are also greeted by the sounds of the 80's ? 80's as if we want to dance to the 80's oh well maybe if u get a drink it will get better so u stand in the bar for bout 10 mins to get greeted by a pig student at the bar u say u will have a beer and a shot so over the drinks come u are greeted by the price 9.80 please WHAT? so u end up paying for it then nature calls so off to the loo i go greeted by nearly falling over by the 1 foot drop in the toilets nearly falling in a pile of sick in the floor and all the wee stained floor is nice after this i had to leave this hole in all the worst club i have ever been to trys bing a london club ends up looking like an ecusse to rob ppl of there money and give ppl a reason never to go back this is proberbly why its closing down but what else is there to offer in cambridge its full of geeks that wouldnt last a nite anywhere else because there not hard enuf to stand up to abuse .

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